Spiders in the Basement

Antibiotics are the shiznit. Fuck you, diverticulitis! 

Let me poop already.

So I’m pretty confident this will work….

octopus-parade:

spidersinthebasement:

octopus-parade:

spidersinthebasement replied to your post: i dont give a fuck what two (or more) consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes or hotel rooms or w/e

Why? PLEASE PROVIDE LOGIC

I DON’T WANT TO SEE GROSS STUFF

Dude that’s like grade school shit. EWWW THEY KISSED

I stare as much as possible. It’s not being a perv if it’s done in public.

BTW do you avert your eyes so you don’t look at your poo before flushing the toilet?

it’s inapproriate

deal w/ it

YOU’RE inappropriate

(Source: helpihavedementia)

octopus-parade:

spidersinthebasement replied to your post: i dont give a fuck what two (or more) consenting adults do in the privacy of their own homes or hotel rooms or w/e

Why? PLEASE PROVIDE LOGIC

I DON’T WANT TO SEE GROSS STUFF

Dude that’s like grade school shit. EWWW THEY KISSED

I stare as much as possible. It’s not being a perv if it’s done in public.

BTW do you avert your eyes so you don’t look at your poo before flushing the toilet?

(Source: helpihavedementia)

Wish I could remember it.